The Psychic Daughter Man vs. Woman / Back Home
Thanks to Lisa for sending this one!
A father put his three
year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which
she ended by saying:
"God b less Mommy,
God bless Daddy,
God bless Grandma
and good-bye Grandpa."
The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye
grandpa?"
The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it
just seemed like the thing to do."
The
next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.
A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers
which went like this:
"God bless Mommy,
God Bless Daddy
and good-bye Grandma."
The
next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought the father, this kid is in
contact with the other side.
Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say:
"God bless Mommy
and good-bye Daddy."
He
practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the
crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch
sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he
would be okay.
He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he
stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every
sound.
Finally
midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
When
he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, what's the
matter?"
He
said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my
life."
She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to
me.
This morning the mailman dropped dead on our porch!"