The Redneck Collection
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--Mshelley, 21:03:56 10/25/08 Sat
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THE REDNECK PHOTO COLLECTION
| Redneck Mall Parking | Redneck House Alarm | Texas Redneck | Urban Assault Vehicle |
| Redneck Nuns | Redneck Car Alarm | Redneck Horseshoes | One-Man Flood Party |
| Redneck Planter | Redneck Doghouse | Redneck Dream Vehicle | Flood Fishin' |
| Rocking Chair | Saskatchewan Rednecks | Redneck Valentine | Hillbilly Techno-terms |
| Toolbox Dawg | Redneck Car Show | Redneck 401K |
| Redneck Weather Station | Redneck Advice | Redneck Plumbing Truck | Texas Stretch Limo |
| Family Life | Redneck Hotmail | Guess Duh Beer | Redneck Coast Guard |
| Old Beer | Redneck Hot Tub | Redneck Snowmen | Redneck Fun |
| Redneck Safe Driving | Redneck Hot Tub II | Redneck Farm Art | Redneck SUV |
| Jeff Gordon Fan | Redneck Jacuzzi | Redneck Reserved Parking | Redneck Mountain Resort |
| Redneck Grandstand | Redneck Hippie Crash Pad | Redneck Street Sweeper | Redneck Easter Greeting |
THE REDNECK "PITCHERS" COLLECTION
Homemade Redneck Carnival Ride (1.6 Meg)
Thanks Lisa!
Redneck Motor Home (1.3 Meg) Thanks
Lisa!
Wedding on the Bayou (2 MEG PowerPoint show) Thanks Dennis!
Redneck Power Windows (2.6 Meg - Thanks
Lisa!)
Home Improvement Projects - 875K PowerPoint Show - Thanks Jim!
Noodlin' - A Genuinely Redneck Sport
Redneck Entertainment (945 K - Thanks
Lisa!)
Arkansas Intensive Care Unit - A Cardboard Box (5.2 Meg
Video)
Truck Crapper - 2.0 MEG Video - Thanks Jim!
Best
Cop Car DUI Video Ever - 1.9 MEG
Larry at Home Depot -- 2 MEG Video
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Redneck Rollercoaster (500K Video)
Bill Dance Bloopers (3 Meg Video) Thanks, Tracy!
Maw and Paw Kettle Do Math (4.1 MEG Video)
"American Greetings" Card - Pappy's Dog (Animated) Please use your browser's BACK button to exit the card
"American Greetings" Card - Redneck Family (Animated) Please use you browser's BACK button to exit the card
THE REDNECK "WERDS" COLLECTION
Country Music Song Titles // Alabama School Excuses
A Weeeeeee Bit..... // The Animal Whisperer Visits the Redneck
Southern Medical Terms // Redneck Lent // Hillbilly Vasectomy
Cooter and Gomer // Hillbilly Duck Hunter
Creep of the Week // Daily Special // Cajun DUI
Redneck Anniversary Gift // You Know You're in a Redneck Church If...
Jokes About Southern States // Redneck Dawg // The Sears Catalog
Bubba at the Revival // Bubba and the Lawyer // Walking on Water
A Very, Very BAD Day in a Redneck Household // Alabama WalMart
Redneck Census // Genuine Headline From Tennessee
Are You a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
A Marine Recruit Writes Home // Southern Logic for Yankees
Rules of the South for Visitors // More Rules for Yankees
The Tennessee Talking Dog // Redneck Psychiatry
The Hole // Hillbilly Birthin' // Kentucky Gas Station Promotion
Redneck Marital Counseling // Cooter's Strange Dream
Stuff From West Virginia // Bubba Named the Babies
Redneck 911 Call // Redneck Plane Crash // Blonde From Alabama
Southern Political Correctness // Low-Budget Home Security System
Redneck Tip of the Week // A Coach's Lecture to a Kid
Dear Redneck Son // Rednecks are Good at Sensitive Stuff
Why Rednecks Can't Be Paramedics // Redneck Love Poem
The University of West Virginia School of Engineering Final Exam
A Study of Redneck Linguistics // Real-Live Laws that are on the Books
If You Can Actually Identify With All of These, You're Definitely From Carolina
Things I've Learned About South Carolina // South Carolina Humor
Martha Stewart's Etiquette Tips for Rednecks // Women in Leather
You-Might-Be-A-Redneck-If List 2002
You-Might-Be-A-Redneck-If List 2003
Things You'll Never Hear a Redneck Say // A REAL Man from TEXAS
Interpretations of Southern Dialect
Only a True Southerner Would Know...
Billy Bob's Christmas Present // Bubba and Billy Bob Visit Tennessee
Redneck Neighbor - a link to the best true redneck tale ever
And Finally - True Redneck Qualities - Not a Joke
A redneck was traveling across Texas
when a state policeman pulled him over.
"You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked. "'Bout what?" the redneck
replied.
You need only two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use the duct tape.
Redneck murders are hard to solve. All the DNA is the same and there are no dental records.
The redneck died and left his fortune to his wife. The only problem was, she couldn't touch it until she was fourteen years old.
A new redneck law was passed - When the couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
Redneck legislators also raised the minimum drinking age to 32 - they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
A redneck invented the toothbrush. If anybody else had invented it, it would have been called a teethbrush.
How do you know if you're staying in a redneck motel? You call the front desk and say, "I've gotta leak in the sink." The clerk replies, "Go ahead."
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