The Redneck Collection         

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THE REDNECK PHOTO COLLECTION

THE REDNECK "LIFE CYCLE"

Redneck Christmas Garb

Fishin' an' Huntin' Stereotypes
Redneck Prom Garb Gift Idea Lucky Hat GPS-Equipped Car
Redneck Prom Garb 2  Santa Sleigh Redneck Hunting Lodge Redneck Scrabble
Redneck Foreplay Redneck Reindeer The New Deer Rifle Redneck Split Level House
Trailer Park Foreplay Redneck Christmas Tree Redneck Deer Rifle Two Different Views

Redneck Wedding Announcement

Redneck Christmas Tree 2 Deer Hunter Redneck Fire Alarm
Wedding Announcement II Redneck Christmas House Deer Hunter II See Paris-TWICE!
 Redneck Wedding Supplies Redneck Christmas House 2 Redneck Deer Stand Redneck Log Cabin
Redneck Wedding Ceremony Redneck Nativity Scene Redneck Deer Stand II Redneck Petting Zoo
Redneck Wedding Portrait Redneck Santa Redneck Bass Boat Redneck Black Friday
Redneck Bride Redneck Santa 2 Redneck Bass Boat II
Redneck Wedding Dress Deer Hunter's Christmas Redneck Fish Finder Redneck Executive Secretary
Redneck Couple Redneck Christmas Truck Duck Decoy Snorkeling in Wisconsin
Redneck Couple II Redneck Wreath Deer Hunter's Nightmare Girls' Night Out
Redneck Wedding Cake Redneck Christmas Deer Stand Deer Hunter's Nightmare 2  West Virginia Swing
Redneck Wedding Cake II Redneck Tree Ornaments Redneck Huntin' Dawg Redneck Want Ad
Wedding Cake III Redneck Christmas Dog House Redneck Hunting Rig Homemade Slippers
Wedding Cake IV Redneck Convenience Store Tree My Mommy is a Deer Hunter Redneck Birdhouse
Wedding Cake V The Tobacco Store Redneck Doorbell Redneck Cat
Wedding Cake VI Redneck Remote Control A Hunter's Dream Motorcycle Hauler
 Redneck Wedding Cake Topper Redneck Sidecar Redneck Taxidermy Redneck Lowe's Shopper
Redneck Wedding Arch Redneck Hot Date Redneck Taxidermy II Redneck Towing
Redneck Target Practice My Hero Redneck Trout Tournament Redneck Towing 2
 Redneck Bridal Break Redneck Invention Redneck Hunter's Motorcycle   Redneck Tank Top
Redneck Vows How to Haul a Prize Bull Gun Owners Redneck Flat Tire
Redneck Wedding Reception How West Virginians View America Redneck Hunter w/ DUI Redneck Spare Tire
 Redneck Wedding Reception 2 Don't Pass Out Early I Redneck Measuring Tape Redneck Bathroom
Redneck Wedding Reception 3 Don't Pass Out Early II Redneck Easter Greeting Air Conditioner Support
Redneck Wedding Group Redneck Sports Coupe Redneck Office Redneck Yard Art
Redneck Wedding Getaway Redneck Chevy   Two Kinds of Yoga
Redneck Chastity Belt New "Surviver" Contest  YO   Redneck Noise Control
Cheating Six Pack Abs Redneck Cooler Races Redneck Mud Machine
Redneck Divorce Redneck Water Heater Redneck Trailer-Thing Redneck Kittens
Redneck Divorce Settlement Tattoo of the Year Redneck Pickup Truck Backing Redneck Palm Pilot
 Redneck Air Conditioned Car Redneck Air Conditioning Redneck Ice Fishing Redneck Bathing Suits
Oriental Rednecks Redneck "Motail" Redneck Airbags Gas Price Crisis?
Redneck Airplane Redneck Driver's License Fun With Tampons (EXTERNAL LINK) Thanks to Bonnie for this one!  Don't forget to come back to Weeville when you're done. Redneck Racing Boat
Classy Redneck Establishment Redneck Family Album Photo Redneck Security Yankee Redneckmobile
  Redneck Seafood Dinner Redneck Security II Redneck Satellite Dish
Redneck Camping Redneck Thong Redneck Frisbee Contest Redneck Distress Message
Drunk Crossing Redneck Car Seat Redneck Rollercoaster Redneck High-Class Art
Texas A&M Logic Redneck Bike Party Cooler Redneck Moving Day
Redneck Flat Screen TV Redneck Coffee Table Redneck Cooler Redneck Moving Day 2
Redneck Cat Carrier  They Caught E.T. Redneck Cooler 2 Redneck Barbie
Redneck TV Show Redneck Sports Lighting Hot Dog Cooker Duluth, GA Barbie
Motivated Seller City Folks Move In Redneck Bar Redneck Technology
Redneck Fire Starter Redneck Shopping Redneck Grill Redneck Riding Mower
John Deere Tractor for Sale Redneck Shopping 2 Redneck Grill II Redneck Riding Mover 2
Redneck Private Jet Redneck 3D Billboard Redneck Grill 3 Redneck Riding Mower 3
How to Avoid Bills Redneck Billboard 2 Redneck Grill 4 Redneck Riding Mower 4
Redneck Yankee Hayride Redneck Toilet Paper Holder Redneck Swimming Pool Heater Redneck Bush Hog
Redneck Tubing Redneck Throne Hurricane Survival Store-bought Cake
 Dream Home Redneck Thanksgiving Redneck Mansion Luxury Deer Stand
Redneck Volunteer Fire Dept. Redneck Tour Bus Redneck Stop Sign Super-Luxury Deer Stand
Redneck CPR Redneck Guest Bedrooms Redneck Rear Window Redneck Overalls
Redneck Wheelchair Redneck Tricycle Deliverance Ladder Hauler
 Jet Ski How to Lock Your SUV Redneck Dog Teeth Redneck Boating
Vending Machine Redneck Swimming Pool  Redneck Birthday Cake Redneck House Boat
Even in Kansas... Redneck Swimming Pool 2  Redneck SUV Gun Rack Redneck House Boat II
Even in Canada... Redneck Swimming Pool 3 Redneck Fancy Faucet Redneck House Boat III
Even in Ireland Redneck Date-Mobile Redneck Sculpture Redneck Yacht Club
Even in Asia... Redneck Tractor Pull Mirror Repair Redneck Church Sign
 Even in Asia II Redneck Misspelling  Sunbathing Deck Redneck Church Sign II
 Even on the Moon... Postal Goes Postal  High Dive Redneck Outhouse
Even on the Moon II Multiple Mailboxes  Furnace  Get Some New Wheels!
Even on Mars... Cat Litter Mailbox Redneck Police Car Police Chase
Even on Mars II Redneck Mailbox Redneck Squirrel Sports Car
A Woman's Use for Duct Tape More Redneck Mailboxes Redneck Fence Gate Storm Shelter
Another Use for Duct Tape More Redneck Mailboxes II Redneck Field Trip When Rednecks Migrate
A Man's Use for Duct Tape Nice Car! Redneck Pacifier  Redneck "Timeout"
Duct Tape Goes Postal Redneck Landscaping Redneck Senior Scooter Beer
A Dumb Use for Duct Tape Redneck Skiing Redneck Motor Home Redneck House Boat II
Moving Day Duct Tape Redneck Skiing II Redneck Fireplace Redneck Luxury Living
Duct Tape Crack Repair Redneck Kneeboarding Redneck Limo Redneck Gingerbread House
 Redneck Mercedes Ohio River Hi-Rise Redneck Limo II Redneck Harley
Redneck Porsche Busted in Texas Redneck Limo III Redneck Treehouse
Redneck Corvette Texas Car Wash Redneck Olympics  Redneck Lawnmower
 Redneck Funeral Redneck T-Shirt Redneck Olympics Founder Redneck Camper
If I Only Had a Truck... Redneck T-Shirt 2 Redneck Olympic Torch Redneck Bathing Suit
Redneck COWasaki Anti-Terrorist Training Redneck Special Forces Spring Break
Toyota Cowrolla Redneck Space Shuttle Redneck Aero Kit Redneck Stealth Vehicle
 Redneck School Bus NASA vs. NASCAR? Redneck Airlines Only in Texas
We Fix Trucks Redneck Kid Scooter Redneck SUV Redneck Mountain Resort
Redneck Salute  Redneck Reserved Parking Redneck Tattoo Redneck Farm Art
Redneck Piggy Bank Redneck Easy Chair Tattoo Man Redneck Dawg
So...Your Kid Killed Barney Windshield Defroster A Redneck's Secret Stash Redneck Private Club
 If Billy Bob Made President Redneck Ice Sculpture The Redneck Internet Redneck Bar Stool
Four Wheeler Hauler NOT the Budweiser Beer Wagon Redneckest NASCAR Fan Arkansas Bikers
Four Wheeler Hauler II Redneck Wind Chime Redneck Bra Redneck Shower/Laundry
Mower Hauler  Really Fresh Meat Winders XP Redneck Body Work
Yankee 4 Wheeler Hauler Redneck Scuba Diver Redneck Vacation Lodge  Redneck Backward Camper
Redneck Cup Holder Senior Road Rage Redneck Home Schoolin' Florida Biker & Babe
Get Buried Quick (And in Grand Tasteful Redneck Style) South Carolina's First Lottery Winner Question: How Many Rednecks Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb? Super Deluxe Redneck All-You-Need Variety Shopping Complex
Permanent Residence Yankee Redneck Lottery Winner  Redneck Grandstand Economy Car
Redneck Porta Potty If These Were Brains Redneck Street Sweeper Redneck Military Ordinate
Redneck Snow Plow Hillbilly Basketball Redneck Hippie Crash Pad Redneck Star Wars
Redneck 4th of July Mama's New Dress Redneck Hot Tub Redneck Homemade Tractor
 Redneck PC Redneck Yard of the Year Redneck Hot Tub II Potted Meat
 Redneck Commuter Trike Shorts Too Short Redneck Jacuzzi Redneck Dentures
Redneck Mall Parking Redneck House Alarm Texas Redneck Urban Assault Vehicle
Redneck Nuns Redneck Car Alarm Redneck Horseshoes One-Man Flood Party
Redneck Planter Redneck Doghouse Redneck Dream Vehicle Flood Fishin'
Rocking Chair Saskatchewan Rednecks Redneck Valentine Hillbilly Techno-terms
Toolbox Dawg Redneck Car Show  Redneck 401K  
Redneck Weather Station Redneck Advice Redneck Plumbing Truck Texas Stretch Limo
Family Life Redneck Hotmail Guess Duh Beer Redneck Coast Guard
Old Beer Jeff Gordon Fan Redneck Snowmen Redneck Fun
Redneck Safe Driving Air-Conditioned Pickup Redneck Crossing Sign Don't Hurt My Truck

THE REDNECK "PITCHERS" COLLECTION

Redneck Honeymoon - 3.2 Meg - Thanks Steve Miller- This is a Weeville EXCLUSIVE!

Fishing Problem - ANOTHER Steve Miller Original Weeville Video Production

Steve Miller's at it Again - Trailer Park Queen - 2.4 Meg Video!

  A Great Country Song - 3.4 Meg - Thanks Killer!

  Gas-Powered LazyBoy Recliner - 3.6 Meg Video - Thanks Mitch!

From the Deer's Point of View -1 Meg Video - Thanks to Moose for sending this one!

  How to Drive a 4x4 - 3.1 Meg Video - Thanks Lisa!

How to Mount a Tire With WD-40 - 1 Meg Video - Thanks Doc!

Homemade Redneck Carnival Ride  (1.6 Meg)  Thanks Lisa!

  Redneck Motor Home (1.3 Meg)  Thanks Lisa!

Wedding on the Bayou  (2 MEG PowerPoint show)  Thanks Dennis!

  Redneck Power Windows   (2.6 Meg - Thanks Lisa!)

Home Improvement Projects - 875K PowerPoint Show - Thanks Jim!

Noodlin' - A Genuinely Redneck Sport

Redneck Entertainment (945 K - Thanks Lisa!)

Arkansas Intensive Care Unit - A Cardboard Box (5.2 Meg Video)

  Truck Crapper - 2.0 MEG Video - Thanks Jim!

  Best Cop Car DUI Video Ever - 1.9 MEG

Larry at Home Depot -- 2 MEG Video  // Redneck Rollercoaster (500K Video)

Bill Dance Bloopers (3 Meg Video)  Thanks, Tracy!

Bill Dance Bloopers II  (4.8 Meg Video)  Thanks Moose!

 Maw and Paw Kettle Do Math (4.1 MEG Video)

"American Greetings" Card - Pappy's Dog (Animated) Please use your browser's BACK button to exit the card

"American Greetings" Card - Redneck Family (Animated)  Please use you browser's BACK button to exit the card

THE REDNECK "WERDS" COLLECTION

Grits

Redneck Homemade Christmas Card  //  Alabama Murder - Newspaper Clipping

The Biggest Collection of "You Might Be a Redneck If" Sayings We've Ever Seen - By Category

Genuine Headline From Arkansas

Country Music Song Titles      //     Alabama School Excuses

A Weeeeeee Bit.....  // The Animal Whisperer Visits the Redneck

Redneck Bank Loan   //  Daring Drinking

Southern Medical Terms     // Redneck Lent  //  Hillbilly Vasectomy

Cooter and Gomer  //  Hillbilly Duck Hunter   // Cold Water in Georgia

Creep of the Week   //   Daily Special  // Cajun DUI

Redneck Anniversary Gift  // You Know You're in a Redneck Church If...

Jokes About Southern States  //  Redneck Dawg  //  The Sears Catalog

Bubba at the Revival  //  Bubba and the Lawyer  // Walking on Water

A Very, Very BAD Day in a Redneck Household  //   Alabama WalMart

Redneck Census     //  Genuine Headline From Tennessee

Are You a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

A Marine Recruit Writes Home   //     Southern Logic for Yankees

Rules of the South for Visitors    //     More Rules for Yankees

The Tennessee Talking Dog      //       Redneck Psychiatry

The Hole     //  Hillbilly Birthin'  // Kentucky Gas Station Promotion

Redneck Marital Counseling     //       Cooter's Strange Dream

Stuff From West Virginia   //   Bubba Named the Babies

Redneck 911 Call     //  Redneck Plane Crash  // Blonde From Alabama

Southern Political Correctness  //  Low-Budget Home Security System

Redneck Tip of the Week   //   A Coach's Lecture to a Kid

Dear Redneck Son   //  Rednecks are Good at Sensitive Stuff

Why Rednecks Can't Be Paramedics  //  Redneck Love Poem

The University of West Virginia School of Engineering Final Exam

A Study of Redneck Linguistics  // Real-Live Laws that are on the Books

 If You Can Actually Identify With All of These, You're Definitely From Carolina

Things I've Learned About South Carolina  //  South Carolina Humor

Genuine Arkansas Rednecks

Martha Stewart's Etiquette Tips for Rednecks  //  Women in Leather

Things You'll Never Hear a Redneck Say  //  A REAL Man from TEXAS

Interpretations of Southern Dialect

Only a True Southerner Would Know...

Billy Bob's Christmas Present  //  Bubba and Billy Bob Visit Tennessee

Redneck Neighbor - a link to the best true redneck tale ever

And Finally - True Redneck Qualities - Not a Joke

A redneck was traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulled him over.
"You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked.  "'Bout what?" the redneck replied.

You need only two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use the duct tape.

Redneck murders are hard to solve.  All the DNA is the same and there are no dental records.

The redneck died and left his fortune to his wife.  The only problem was, she couldn't touch it until she was fourteen years old.

A new redneck law was passed - When the couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

Redneck legislators also raised the minimum drinking age to 32 - they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

A redneck invented the toothbrush.  If anybody else had invented it, it would have been called a teethbrush.

How do you know if you're staying in a redneck motel?  You call the front desk and say, "I've gotta leak in the sink." The clerk replies, "Go ahead."

 

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