2. You know You're in a Redneck Church if ... people ask, when they learn 
    that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, 
    and what bait was used to catch 'em.

 

3. You know You're in a Redneck 
    Church if ... when the pastor says, 'I'd like to ask Bubba to
    help take up the offering,...' five guys and two women
    stand up.

 

4. You know you're in a Redneck Church if ...
    opening day of deer season is recognized as an official
    church holiday.

 

5. You know you're in a Redneck Church
    if... a member of the church requests to be buried in his
    4-wheel-drive truck because 'It ain't never been in
    a hole it couldn't get out of' (Love it!)

 

6. You know you're in a Redneck Church if ... the choir is known as
    the 'OK Chorale'.

 

7. You know you're in a Redneck
    Church if.... in a congregation of 500 members, there are
    only seven last names in the church directory.

 

8. You know you're in a Redneck Church if ... people think
    'rapture' is what you get when you lift something too heavy.

 

9. You know you're in a Redneck Church if ...
     the baptismal pool is a #2 galvanized ' Wheeling ' washtub.

 

10. You know you're in a Redneck Church if ...
      the choir robes were donated by (and embroidered with the
      logo from) Billy Bob's Barbecue.

 

11. You know you're
      in a Redneck Church if ... the collection plates are really
      hubcaps from a '56 Chevy.

 

12. You know you're in a
     Redneck Church if ... instead of a bell you are called to
     service by a duck call.

 

13. You know you're in a Redneck
      Church if ... the minister and his wife drive matching
      pickup trucks.

 

14. You know you're in a Redneck Church if
      ... the communion wine is Boone's Farm 'Tickled Pink'.

 

15. You know you're in a Redneck Church if...
      'Thou shall not covet' applies to huntin' dogs, too.

 

16. You know you're in a Redneck Church if ... the
      final words of the benediction are, 'Y'all come back
      now, Ya hear'.God Bless and don't fergit ta say yer
      prayers