About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who
owned the dog tied under the tree. The redneck said that it was his .
The policeman said, "Your dog seems to be in heat."
The redneck replies, "No way dog's in heat. She's cool kawse I
got 'er tied unner the shade tree."
The policeman says, "No! You don't understand - your dog needs to be
bred.
.
"No way," the redneck says, "dog don't need bread, she ain't hongry,
kawse I fed 'ER beef jerky this mornin'."
Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; "NO! You don't seem to
understand, your dog wants to have sex!"
The redneck looks at him with a long pause and says, "Go 'head. I
always wanted a police dog!