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Why Rednecks Can't be Paramedics
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Bubba
and Cooter are out in the woods deer hunting when suddenly Cooter grabs his
chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are
rolled back in his head.
Bubba
whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the
operator, "I think Cooter is dead.
What should I do?"
The operator, in a
calm soothing voice says,
"Just take it easy
and follow my instructions.
First, let's make
sure he's dead."
There is a
silence...... and then a shot is heard.
Bubba's
voice comes back on the line,
"Okay, now what?"