The Redneck Restaurant Rescue Back to Redneck / Back Home
Thanks to Seth for sending this one!
Two
hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about
their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a
woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a
minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,
'Kin ya
swallar?'
The
woman shakes her head no.
Then he
asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman
begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly
walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly
gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is
so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her
mouth.
As she begins
to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
His
partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't
niver seed nobody do it!'