Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their days interesting and they said: Well, for example, the other
day I went downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there for
about 5 minutes and when  I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket I went up to  him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a  break"?

 

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi."   He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. 

 

So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

 

 This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care.  I came
downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on
had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08." I try to have a
little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.