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Thanks to Sammie for sending this one!
An 85-year-old man was requested
by his
Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical
exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take
this jar home and bring back a semen sample
tomorrow.'
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared
at the doctor's
office and gave him the jar,
which was as clean
and empty as on the
previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man
explained, 'Well,
doc, it's like this -- first I tried
with my right hand,
but nothing. Then I tried
with my left hand,
but still nothing.
'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with
her right hand, then
with her left, still nothing.
She tried with her
mouth, first with the teeth in,
then with her teeth
out, still nothing.
'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door
and she tried too,
first with both hands, then between her
feet,
and she even tried squeezin' it between her thighs, but still nothing.'
The doctor was shocked!
'You asked your neighbor?'
The old man replied,
'Yep, not one of us could get
the
jar open.'