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Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!
FOXY LADY FROM KINGS POINT Sexy,
fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"),
searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and
belt a plus.
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: BOCA TECA Recent widow -- have just buried fourth husband,
and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
SERENITY NOW: CENTURY VILLAGE - LYONS ROAD I am into solitude, long walks,
sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's
get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
WINNING SMILE: TAMARAC Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a
dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro
on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy
chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my
eight-track tapes.
MEMORIES ARE MADE OF THIS I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If
you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
IN MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new
parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition,
but walks well