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Thanks to JLVeer for sending this one:
A
large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. This new boss
was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities,
the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he
wanted to let them know that he meant business!
The new CEO walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much
money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and replied, "I make $300.00
a week. Why?"
The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed, "Here's four weeks'
pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!" Feeling pretty good about himself, the
CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that
goof-off was supposed to do here?"
From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy".