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The Shortest Fairy Tales

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"

The guy said, "No"

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

The end.

THE COUNTERPOINT:

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl. "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "NO!!"

And the guy lived happily ever after. He went fishing, hunting, played golf a lot, and drank beer and farted........... whenever he wanted.

THE END