A Short Love Story Man vs. Woman / Back Home
Thanks to Ray for sending this one!
A SHORT LOVE STORY
A man and a woman who had
never met and were both married to other people found themselves assigned to the
same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and
uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired
and fell asleep quickly--he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned
down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but
would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold'
'I have a better idea,' she
replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married'
'Wow! That's a great idea!'
he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied, 'Get
your own damn blanket.'
After a moment of silence,
he farted.
The End