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| Code Word: |
40-ish |
| Really Means: |
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| Code Word: |
Adventurous |
| Really Means: |
Has had more partners than you ever will |
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| Code Word: |
Affectionate |
| Really Means: |
Possessive |
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| Code Word: |
Artist |
| Really Means: |
Unreliable |
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| Code Word: |
Athletic |
| Really Means: |
Flat chested |
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| Code Word: |
Average looking |
| Really Means: |
Ugly |
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| Code Word: |
Beautiful |
| Really Means: |
Pathological liar |
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| Code Word: |
Commitment-minded |
| Really Means: |
Pick out curtains, now! |
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| Code Word: |
Communication important |
| Really Means: |
Just try to get a word in edge-wise |
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| Code Word: |
Contagious Smile |
| Really Means: |
Bring your penicillin |
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| Code Word: |
Educated |
| Really Means: |
College dropout |
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| Code Word: |
Emotionally Secure |
| Really Means: |
Medicated |
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| Code Word: |
Employed |
| Really Means: |
Has part-time job stuffing envelopes at home |
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| Code Word: |
Enjoys art and opera |
| Really Means: |
Snob |
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| Code Word: |
Enjoys Nature |
| Really Means: |
Bring your own granola |
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| Code Word: |
Exotic Beauty |
| Really Means: |
Would frighten a Martian |
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| Code Word: |
Feminist |
| Really Means: |
Fat; ball buster |
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| Code Word: |
Financially Secure |
| Really Means: |
One paycheck from the street |
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| Code Word: |
Free spirit |
| Really Means: |
Substance user |
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| Code Word: |
Friendship first |
| Really Means: |
Trying to live down reputation as slut |
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| Code Word: |
Fun |
| Really Means: |
Annoying |
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| Code Word: |
Gentle |
| Really Means: |
Comatose |
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| Code Word: |
Good Listener |
| Really Means: |
Borderline Autistic |
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| Code Word: |
Humorous |
| Really Means: |
Caustic |
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| Code Word: |
Intuitive |
| Really Means: |
Your opinion doesn't count |
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| Code Word: |
In Transition |
| Really Means: |
Needs new sugar-daddy to pay the bills |
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| Code Word: |
Light drinker |
| Really Means: |
Lush |
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| Code Word: |
Looks younger |
| Really Means: |
If viewed from far away in bad light |
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| Code Word: |
Loves Travel |
| Really Means: |
If you're paying |
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| Code Word: |
Loves Animals |
| Really Means: |
Cat lady |
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| Code Word: |
Mature |
| Really Means: |
Will not let you treat her like a farm animal in bed, like last
boyfriend did |
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| Code Word: |
New-Age |
| Really Means: |
All body hair, all the time |
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| Code Word: |
Non-tradional |
| Really Means: |
Ex-husband lives in the basement |
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| Code Word: |
Old-fashioned |
| Really Means: |
Lights out, missionary position only |
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| Code Word: |
Open-minded |
| Really Means: |
Desperate |
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| Code Word: |
Outgoing |
| Really Means: |
Loud |
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| Code Word: |
Passionate |
| Really Means: |
Loud |
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| Code Word: |
Petite |
| Really Means: |
Wouldn't stand out in a pack of Munchkins |
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| Code Word: |
Poet |
| Really Means: |
Depressive Schzophrenic |
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| Code Word: |
Professional |
| Really Means: |
Bitch |
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| Code Word: |
Redhead |
| Really Means: |
Shops on the Clairol aisle |
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| Code Word: |
Reliable |
| Really Means: |
Frumpy |
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| Code Word: |
Reubenesque |
| Really Means: |
Grossly Fat |
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| Code Word: |
Romantic |
| Really Means: |
Looks better by candle light |
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| Code Word: |
Self-employed |
| Really Means: |
Jobless |
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| Code Word: |
Smart |
| Really Means: |
Insipid |
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| Code Word: |
Special |
| Really Means: |
Road the short schoolbus |
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| Code Word: |
Spiritual |
| Really Means: |
Involved with a cult |
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| Code Word: |
Stable |
| Really Means: |
Boring |
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| Code Word: |
Tall, thin |
| Really Means: |
Anorexic |
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| Code Word: |
Tan |
| Really Means: |
Wrinkled |
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| Code Word: |
Voluptuous |
| Really Means: |
Very Fat |
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| Code Word: |
Weight proportional to height |
| Really Means: |
Hugely Fat |
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| Code Word: |
Wants Soulmate |
| Really Means: |
One step away from stalking |
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| Code Word: |
Widow |
| Really Means: |
Nagged first husband to death |
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| Code Word: |
Writer |
| Really Means: |
Pompous |
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| Code Word: |
Young at heart |
| Really Means: |
Old Toothless Fogie |
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