Southern Political Correctness Redneck / Back Home
Thanks to JLVeer for this one!
Due to the climate of political correctness now prevailing in America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans, North Carolinians, Virginians and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to us as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. Thank you!
Now if you'll excuse me, I got possums to fry...