The Sunday Paper Getting Old(er) / Back Home
Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!
The irate
customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded, wanting to know where her
Sunday edition was.
But 'Ma'am,' said the newspaper employee, 'today is Saturday. The Sunday paper
is not delivered until tomorrow, on Sunday.'
There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of
recognition....as she was heard to mutter.
'Well, shit ...so that's why no one was at church today.'