taxrebate

Thanks to Greg for sending this one!

President George Bush said each one of us would

get a $600.00 tax rebate. It was previously slated to be

$800.00, but they dropped it to a $600.00 tax rebate

because of various budget problems.

Now, if we spend that money at Wal-Mart,

all the money will go to China, if we spend it on

computers, most of the money will go to Korea or India.

If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs

.....and none of these scenarios will help the American

economy.

We need to keep that money here in America .....so the

only way to keep that money here at home is to drink beer,

gamble, or spend it on prostitution. Currently it seems that

these are the only businesses still left in the U.S.

(I'm Elliot Spitzer and I approve of this message).