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Thanks to Sister Bea for sending this one!
The teacher asked the class to use the
word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my grand dad's farm,
and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to
use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I
was "fascinated." The teacher
said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to
use the word "fascinate."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated
because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage
the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said,
"My aunt Gina has a sweater with twelve buttons, but her
hooters are so big she can only fasten eight of 'em."