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Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!

 A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife
     tagging along.

 When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will
      need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
   

   The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks,
      "What did he say?"
   
   The wife yells back to him,
   
   "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERPANTS"