passenger seat describing the truck and
all its wonderful options.
The seats were of particular interest. He explained that
the seats
directed warm air around your butt in the winter and directed cool air
around your butt in the summer
heat.
Feeling like messing with his mind, I mentioned that this must
be a Republican truck. Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought
it was a Republican truck. I explained that if it were a
Democrat
truck, the seats would blow smoke up
your ass year-round.
I had to walk back to the dealership.
That guy had no sense of
humor.