The Two Crocodiles Political Crap / Back Home
Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!
Two Crocodiles were sitting at the
side of the swamp near
the lake.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I
can't understand how
you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age;
we were the same size
as kids. I just don't get it.'
'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been
eating?'
'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.
'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'
'Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot
by the Capitol.'
'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'
'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and
wait for one to unlock
the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake
the shit out of
them and eat 'em!'
'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see
your problem. You're not
getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish
shaking the shit
out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an
asshole and a briefcase.'