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Two Dogs versus Two Wives Man vs. Woman / Back Home
Subject: Why men have two dogs instead of
two wives . . .
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs
are to see you.
2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other
dogs.
3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate
it.
4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another
dog's name.
5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on
the floor.
6. A dog's parents never visit.
7 Dogs do not hate their bodies.
8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice
to
get your point across.
9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather
than
in your wallet or desk.
10. Dogs seldom outlive you.
11. Dogs can't talk.
12. You never have to wait for a dog; they're
ready
to go 24 hours a day.
13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask,
"If I
died, would you get another dog?"
17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the
paper and give them away.
18. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it
without calling you a pervert.
19. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
20 On a car trip, your dog never insists on
running the heater.
21. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their
lives.
22. When your dog gets old, you can have it put
to sleep.
23. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up
truck.
24. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or
Neiman-Marcus.
And, last but not least:
25. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your
stuff.