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Understanding Women Man vs. Woman / Back Home
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to
purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a
television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I
figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him."
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take
boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife
Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know
the things that are important to each other." He addressed the man, "Can you
describe your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm
gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it? The rest of the story gets
rather ugly, so we'll stop right here.
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl
notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for
a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few
minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on
the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your
wife? He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the
store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I
have to roll my own . so does she.
WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we
have to repeat everything to men...The husband then turned to his wife and
asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so
beautiful all at the same
time. " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you
would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!