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Thanks to Keith L. for sending this one!

Wine vs Water..... 


It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.


WATER = Poop


WINE = HEALTH


Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of crap.


P.S. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I am doing it as a public service.