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Thanks to Leo for sending this one!
A U.S.Navy
captain was about to start the morning
briefing to his staff.
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its
brewing, the captain
decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky
the night before and he
failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was
"work" and how much of
it was "pleasure?"
A commander chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.
A lieutenant said it was 50-50%.
An ensign responded with 25-75% in favor of
pleasure, depending upon his
state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the captain turned to the
seaman who was in
charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young seaman responded,
"Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."
The captain was surprised and, as you might guess,
asked why?
"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the
officers would have me doing it for them."
The room fell silent.
God bless the enlisted man!